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Bios for Instagram

Funny bios for Instagram

Feb 2, 20223 min readParvathy Nair

Instagram bios are one of the 1st things a person notices when they come to your profile, so it's good to give an excellent first impression, and if you are anything like me, a funny bio is always more engaging than a formal one. So down below are our favorite funny bios, so dig in


Funny Instagram bios


  1. Life's too short to search up Instagram bios on google

  2. The bags under my eyes are Gucci

  3. Just keep swimming. I meant scrolling

  4. I wish common sense were more common

  5. Instagram keeps updating every other day; I don't.

  6. I sent my selfie to NASA cause I'm a star

  7. Here is a secret, I stalk all of my followers

  8. One day I hope to be a grown-up but today is sadly not that day

  9. Instagram bio currently loading

  10. I am not that funny really mean


Short funny bios


  1. Upgrades people, Upgrades

  2. 99% coffee

  3. I prefer my puns intended

  4. So fresh they call me Febreze

  5. Here to worship cats

  6. Being alive is being offline

  7. It a pleasure to stalk you

  8. Always unavailable. Easily distractible

  9. Here for the memes

  10. Relationsleep anyone?


Funny bios for girls


  1. Life might not be perfect, but my make-up is

  2. Badass with a good ass

  3. You cannot afford my swag

  4. Kanye attitude with drake feelings

  5. Used to be indecisive but not sure anymore

  6. Is Whos awesome? I am

  7. I am naturally funny because my life is a joke

  8. There's life offline? Really? Would you mind sending me a link

  9. Am I allowed to humblebrag or?

  10. Like look at me, need I say more.


Funny bios for boys


  1. You can't spell awesome without "me."

  2. Throwing shade like its sunny

  3. Born at a very young age.

  4. I'm a social media guru. No, I am

  5. Chaos, panic & disorder – my work here is done.

  6. If I could sum up my life in one line, I would die of embarrassment.

  7. Did my opinion offend you? You should hear the ones I don't say out loud.

  8. Eat right. Stay in shape. Die anyway.

  9. Eat+ Shit+ Die=Perfection

  10. Error 404, Bio Not Found!


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