Not a lot going on at the moment
Tomorrow. 10am ET 🤫
@bettybuzz & @british_airways = hot new couple alert ❤️🔥 twin flames. Thank you @empirestatebldg for having us in welcoming back our UK friends to NY.
My hand modeling career is really taking off. ✈️
What’s black and white and lively all over.
I fought. But the ice won. @bettybuzz
Swipe right. No. Not to date me. @bettybuzz is your match now.
@bettybuzz , booze’s better half. 🤎 Link in bio
@enamelle I’m still not over these flower pressed nails. Do you know how hard it is to take pictures of both your hands!?! My nose has come in very handy…
🤎 My guys 🤎
The benefits of being a hoarder #492: you’re at the ready with your Betty Crocker Bake & Fill —that you haven’t used since you were 17– the moment someone requests a watermelon cake. Shout out to all my fellow as seen on TV nuts. Pullin’ out the Euroseal next.
Mom&Dad Girl Summer. Thanks @clintfrazierr for being my personal stylist. This hat is a vast improvement from the 💩 I showed up in. After 14 years in NY, I think tonight made me an official Yankee... ⚾️🍎
Find you someone who looks at you like I look at the heroic nurse vaccinating me. 💕
That time I f*d my hairdresser.
If I don’t get a handshake from @paul.hollywood after decorating this one, I quit.
Happy Birthday to my original dance partner @bart_johnson 🎂♥️ Bet you all didn’t know I was the original WILDCAT. 😆🎉🥳 Love you brother.
...There was happiness because of you♥️ Happy happy birthday. Thank you for #Evermore Absolutely nothing better than getting presents on other people’s birthdays. 🎈 love you
Happy birthday @lorraineschwartz Your jewels are divine. But YOU are the gem. Your fierce love, loyalty, talent, passion and playfulness have made the past decade of my life so much brighter. And significantly more sparkly. ☺️ I love you. 📸: @guyaroch
1) Who is the lost soul that selects birthday PIE. 2) What ANIMAL eats their cake (pie) without first blowing out the candles. @vancityreynolds that’s who. Happy Birthday. I honestly can’t believe we’re still married.
It was Ryan’s first time. He was understandably scared. It all happened so fast. Like, REALLY fast. He wept. I pretended to weep. Then he called all his friend. #voteearly
Class of ‘07 💋
@theconsciouskid is the most essential account I follow as a parent. They’re not just a terrific resource for educating our children, but for educating ourselves. And of course the @naacp_ldf is one of the most powerful group of voices out there. Please follow them if you don’t already. I’m grateful for all the accounts everyone is sharing and looking forward to doing the work to explore these voices. #blackouttuesday
...when the carpet matches the Blakes. Met Ball 2018, 2017, 2016
@feedingamerica @foodbankscanada ♥️
@michaelkors I will get outta pajamas for you, and only you, any day. I love you and love your new collection ♥️♥️♥️
Blonde. James Blonde. 11 days til @therhythmsectionmovie #therhythmsection
#AllTheFilters 💄💀@therhythmsectionmovie @vivianbaker #therhythmsection
Facetune broke. @therhythmsectionmovie (Both makeup looks by the incredible @vivianbaker 💄)
Now I get why everyone screams 🍦 @museumoficecream
I picked a good one. Happy birthday @vancityreynolds 🎈
I teamed up with @Amazon Baby Registry because my friends are popping out kids and I’m sick of having to type up a new “must have” list each time. I’m not THAT good of a friend. 😁 So here it is, all in one place (link in bio). These are the specific products that have helped me with my little ones. Yes this is an ad, but that doesn’t make it untrue. 😜#AmazonBabyRegistry #AmazonFamily #FoundltOnAmazon P.S. Hats off to @Amazon who helped me support the @ChildRescueCoalition . The CRC is doing incredible work to protect our children worldwide. Check them out, you’ll see what I mean. ♥️
Going for: “Cinderella post stepsisters tearing up her gown because they hate her” chic...
Thanksgiving: EXPECTATION vs REALITY....
@sesamestreet season 49 AIRS TONIGHT at 7pm ET🎉 on HBO. Thank you @sesamestreet for ALL you do ♥️💜💛💙🧡❤️💛💚💗💜❤️
When you wear two giant mirrors on your eyeballs and happen to look at real life MAGIC. @disneylandparis @chanelofficial 💕🏰💕
My turn... @asimplefavor 📷: @timpalen
Now that’s my kind of symphony...
Cloudy with a chance of ball gags. 🕷💕🕷 @asimplefavor
Best friend. Owner of @aviationgin. Sexy AF. Here’s lookin’ at you, kid. ♥️ @vancityreynolds
Pretending to be someone else... since 1997 (Thanks @briaaamadrid for the photo of us at the Spice Girls concert. Sorry -not sorry- I tricked you into thinking I was @emmaleebunton)
“We don’t stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing” -Some A$$hole Who Clearly Never Experienced Arthritis
i spy with my little eye.... @therhythmsectionmovie
When you sacrifice a hot coffee to get the photo just right. I thought this one really might impress you. 🙄🤦🏼♀️ Thanks instagram. You’ve made me so lame.
I may not know how to make a macaron to save my life. But dang gurl, mama knows how to decorate them!! (Give me a piping bag and some petals and my ego is unmanageable.)
Celebrating my numero uno, @lavieannrose ’s birthday by pretending we know how to make macarons! @ladureeus
🙄 Monday commute to work... 😜💚
I love you @Florence . 10 years of celebrations together, and last night was one of the best yet. Hearing you perform your new album HIGH AS HOPE was nothing short of breathtaking. June 29th cannot come fast enough!!! I NEED IT NOW!!!! 🎶 😍🎶
When heaven opened up and gave the world @florence ...There is no other explanation for her talent, kindness, warmth, love, generosity, or magic. Shout out to the entire “machine” of musicians behind her. You bring so much happiness to everyone who is lucky enough to experience your talents and hearts. ♥️♥️♥️
🗽🍎Date night in my favorite city with 3 of my favorite people. @lavieannrose @mrjustinjohnston @rodortega4hair (But I don’t like them enough to put my arms around them and mess up the shape of my outfit. Obvs)
When you’ve been birthed by a walking, talking @partycity
The balloon is normal size. I’m a child’s toy.
When you and your date look like a full on Britney tribute show...
Take your family to work day...
So pissed. @jimmyfallon and I wore the SAME outfit to the Met.
Warrior Queen— @reedmorano I will follow you into any battle. Except, maybe if we could change out of our corsets first?...
...Honey badger don’t give a damn.
I only do movies to excuse absurd amounts of outfit changes per day...
...One of these shoes is not mine.
@asimplefavor 🎥 press day
Still geeking out😍. Kids used to make fun of me in elementary school by calling me Big Bird (because I was “too tall” and had “yellow” hair). Here’s to making best buddies with the things that once hurt you 🥂💗
“Why can’t I quit you?”
Turns out you can’t lose the 61 lbs you gained during pregnancy by just scrolling through instragram and wondering why you don’t look like all the bikini models. Thanks @donsaladino for kickin my A double S into shape. 10 months to gain, 14 months to lose. Feeling very proud 💪😁💪
...that friend who really didn’t want to be your friend in middle school, but you made her anyway. And now you’re 18 years strong. (And she still kinda hates you, but in a Jack Lemmon sort of way.)
More things that happen tonight. And can't be deleted from the internet, like ever. @fallontonight 📷:Andrew Lipovsky/NBC
Because we all need to smile right now. And sometimes embarrassing, pubescent photos are the only way...
They told me there was a brownie at the top.
I hate this part of my job.
...My most proud who wore it better. 📖: @thelovemagazine 📷: @alasdairmclellan 👘: @kegrand 💇🏼: @rodortega4hair 💄: @kristoferbuckle 😍: @themuppets
Eat it, Peppa.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
...I have a feeling he's really gonna take to the choreography I have planned for us. Don't worry, I've seen lots of Disney movies.
August babies who lay together, stay together. I couldn't love you more @florence 🎂 🎈
Ummm. Thank you @jacquieaiche 😱😍😱 holy cow!! 💎🐄💎 (and thank you sis @robynlively for the balloons!) I'm totally gonna lie and tell everyone I'm turning 30 every week.
My super sweet 16. ...but like 14 years late.
Best bday surprise = my sisters from a different mama @lorraineschwartz @ofirajewelz 💕🎂💕Love you til I'm 40. But not a day longer.
...today at the office.
ALL MAMAS AND DADDIES OUT THERE-- I can't recommend this enough, I took a CPR class with with a focus on babies and toddlers. Google "infant CPR class near me" and you'll see lots of listings. For those of you who haven't done it, you will love it. It's so helpful by giving you knowledge, tools, and some peace of mind. ❤️👶👶🏻👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾👶🏿❤️🏥
Just chillin with my best friend @markryden !!!!!!!!! 😆😆💀👏🏼😁😳😱🙃😄😆😁✨💫🤸♂️🤸♀️🎉📯💕💕 ok, only best friend in my head. But still... no one has to know.
Happy birthday @rodortega4hair 🎂For 10 years you've inspired me with your creativity, talent, passion, knowledge, and loyalty. You're not only the greatest man behind the manes 💇, but most importantly-- you're a good person and friend. ❤️❤️ love you.
Look up greatest friend ever in the dictionary, and you will see @lavieannrose 's face. She is gentle, kind, fierce, creative, generous, and everything she touches turns to magic. I'm a better person for knowing you, Ang. I love you. Happy, happy birthday 🎉🎂🍭
WOW! 💪🏼😮Thank you @variety for honoring the power of women and also for helping me support @childrescuecoalition Check them out. They're working to protect children AND BABIES from horrific sexual assault and exploitation. Everyone working there is the real hero. I'm grateful to share their work. 👶🏻👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾👶🏿 Let's protect our little ones, all over the world! 💪🏼❤️
Game night with my boyfriend. 😘 Link in bio 👩💻
Happy Valentines Day ❤💋
I've always been impressively athletic...
...I clearly don't deserve this special treatment.
@sagevaughn ...happy sigh 😊
It's all in the details...
Two Deadpools, one cup. Your turn #💀💩L
Besties 2011 / she has no idea I stalked her to get this photo
Happy Birthday to my sweet brother @bart_johnson !!! My life would've been 92% less fun, and 100% less fattening (delicious) without you. I can't imagine it-- and don't want to. ❤️ Like you tons.
#tbt to when Serena Van Der Woodsen and Brandon Walsh were a thing. (Shh don't tell @robynlively 😊😉😝)
Selfie game was strong ...until I got photobombed by some crazy fan. Where's security when you need it. 😜☺️😹 (the cat's for you @taylorswift )
NO: This is not the opening scene in Dumb & Dumber YES: That is a real Seagull
REGRAM from @rodortega4hair #NatureInspiredHair #WhoWoreItBetterBlakeOrTheBush 😜😂
The many steps of celebrating my best friend @lavieannrose 's book launch for Bright Lights Paris!!!: 1) have @rodortega4hair @ctilburymakeup and @enamelle kill it!! And then of course pose with the book. They know their angles 😄😝
This. Happened. ...And then I fell on my a double s the rest of the day. But no one needs to know that. 🙊 😎🏄 💪 #TheEmojiAndIHaveTheSameBoard !!!!😱
...I've finally become Italian food. #GoalsCOMPLETE #CloudyWithAChanceOfAngelHair #YepThatsAFlyOnTheCenterOfMyNose